30 Things You Won’t Hear God Say…

  1. When I was a boy…
  2. Have you seen my keys?
  3. I forgot
  4. I’m a little behind in my work
  5. I screwed up
  6. Whatever
  7. I give up
  8. You’re annoying
  9. Yeah, I struggle with that too
  10. Uh-oh
  11. I need a vacation
  12. It’s not you, it’s me; I just don’t love you anymore
  13. That caught me by surprise
  14. I can’t believe it
  15. I’m looking for another job
  16. The devil made me do it
  17. That’s me in the picture
  18. I could be wrong
  19. I can’t get online
  20. Wait for me
  21. I’m tired
  22. Hey, to each his own
  23. My Son is going through a stage
  24. Finances are tight right now
  25. I’m going to bed
  26. If only…
  27. I wish I’d have thought of that
  28. I don’t care
  29. I’m afraid
  30. Leave me alone